Thursday, December 21, 2006

Well, Brett Favre does have a nice booty.


Have I mentioned that I'm enjoying my liberation from homework, and have taken on intellectual endeavors like watching TV in my spare time? I jotted down a couple direct quotes from the announcers of the Packers/Vikings game for you. If you add "in bed" after them, you know, like you do with fortune cookies, they're even funnier.

"...Slipped and threw it right into the offensive lineman..."
"...He came right into the arms of Williamson..."
"...Williamson had six balls. He’s correcting himself now."
"took a hard hit to get the thing out to Chester Taylor--and it goes long and deep..."
"...Asked him about his relationship with Greg and he said, 'We’re cool.'"
"Oh, I like what my quarter back did right there, and he gives it to the 272 pound tight end."
"...The ball's wet and slippery.... We’re going to see a pair at first down."

In bed. In bed. In bed. In bed.
[Insert snort laugh.]

Why didn't someone tell me this is what I'm missing while I'm in grad school. Jeeze.

2 comments:

Voix said...

OMG! New game to play with David on Sundays.

Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you chose to watch a good team, America's team, when you decided to take time to indulge in professional football-American. All of Wisconsin loves CAVU all the more now that the Green and Gold are featured on this Blogspot site!

-Your friend with a #69 jersey