I know--and you didn't come say hi to me either you little ... I was going to introduce you to my fella.
"Brian, this is Scott. Scott, this is the guy who was going to let the air out of your tires if you would've tried to go home early after our third date."
I need to hurry up and post something new. Seeing that picture of G-dub every time I log on is starting to freak me out.
I was in line for food, doorknob, and as soon as I was out of the line, I made a beeline for where I'd last seen you...and you were nowhere to be found. So bite me.
Scott, eh? Is he nice? Is he prettier than me? 'Cause if he is I might have to rough him up a little. Your gay boyfriend wouldn't approve.
Michele, because you are the headmistress of Fag Hag U (or is it U Fag Hag?), being your gay boyfriend would be a violation of the school charters and constitute a conflict of interest on your part. I'm doing you a favor by spreading my lovin' elsewhere.
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AAAAHHHHH!
{covers eyes}
NOOOOOOOO!
I want my mommy.
I saw you at the WS reading and then you didn't even come say 'hi,' ya big wench.
I know--and you didn't come say hi to me either you little ... I was going to introduce you to my fella.
"Brian, this is Scott. Scott, this is the guy who was going to let the air out of your tires if you would've tried to go home early after our third date."
I need to hurry up and post something new. Seeing that picture of G-dub every time I log on is starting to freak me out.
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I was in line for food, doorknob, and as soon as I was out of the line, I made a beeline for where I'd last seen you...and you were nowhere to be found. So bite me.
Scott, eh? Is he nice? Is he prettier than me? 'Cause if he is I might have to rough him up a little. Your gay boyfriend wouldn't approve.
Wait a minute, you're HER gay boyfriend?
And I'm the one who introduced you guys???
Right here, Brian. That gets me right here.
Michele, because you are the headmistress of Fag Hag U (or is it U Fag Hag?), being your gay boyfriend would be a violation of the school charters and constitute a conflict of interest on your part. I'm doing you a favor by spreading my lovin' elsewhere.
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