My latest love letter from a total stranger. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried:
Hello [Cavu],
I hope you are doing ok.
Have you ever danced untill you felt that you were like an eagle flying graciously across the blue sky?
You look and sound so genuin and sweet. When I first saw your pic I had this feelings in my heart that I have been unable to shake since then. I have not felt like this in a very long time.
Me--I will start off by letting you know that I am a very honest man and expect the same from others. I am not a Denzel Washington but I have this feeling that we could be great friends. I am a down to earth and caring person and I do not play games. I felt an urge to write to you bacause I was overcome with feelings looking at your pic.
Tell me-Do you believe in "Love at first sight?"
Even though we've never met, something about your looks and profile got my equilibrium disturbed.My mind raced as waves of passion flushed over my dark skin, causing me to gaze upon visions of impossible romantic possibilities.I felt like a pathetic man who anticipates the true rhythm of love, with a woman he might never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts left me suffering, as my lips quivered with the words I might never speak
"I have loved you more than anybody in this world."
I am looking foward to hearing from you. A pic will follow your responce.
Take care for now.
Regards,
-Rico
14 comments:
*bwaa ahahahahahaa!!!*
I love this. It's so precious, it makes my teeth hurt.
I can only imagine your "responce."
Rico-suave!
I have! I have danced like that!
Ding Ding Ding, I think we have a winner. Where will you be registered? I would hate to bring the same gift as the other guests.
I think you should send a responce so you can get a photo of the non-Denzel Washington looking loverboy.
I can just hear you now,
"Oh Rico! I looooo-ve you Rico!"
It's better with the spoken word inflections, of course.
oh. my. god.
I can't fucking believe it. Except I totally can. I mean, totaly.
If his last name is "Suave," I say go for it.
That must be some picture of you.
Sorry, did you say something? I was busy gazing my vision upon romantic impossibilities.
We're registered at Tiffany and Chanel.
It's not Rico's fault if you're swoonworthy.
Holy crap. The intensity is catching. I don't know you at all, but I think I'm in love with you, too.
Dang, Neil! I thought you were in love with me?
Now I'm falling in love with Cavu, too!
Oh my. Does posting his letter for all of us count as a response? I think so. Pony up the pic, Rico!
Average drinker came late to the party and forgot to bring the extra martini shaker.
:( i wrote that! i feel so abused.
so how's the online dating going? i'm sure i can find you a man in serbia, if you're interested.
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