A letter from one Miss Tiffany:
"In today's news, it was reported that an exuberant female resident of the East Bay performed an impromptu one-person dance-party wearing a fuschia tutu, juggling 15 bottles of champagne and swallowing a flaming sword as an over-excited Jack Russell Terrier dry humped her leg. According to amazed bystanders, this unusual performance was spurred by the fact that the obviously unhinged female had FINISHED HER FREAKIN' THESIS. Ha, booya, in yo' face and did I forget to mention that I ROCK! Just wanted to share the love ya'all.
p.s. Moneypenny, the guilty Jack Russell, has submitted an official apology for her appalling breach of etiquette. I was so overcome with gratitude I promised the chastised pup that she can have free access to any of YOUR legs, should anyone feel like a visit. How's that for incentive, mmmmm, puppy-love."
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3 comments:
More than amazingly awesome. Keep the flaming sword, but that will be me when I finish my book.
Way to go! How excellent!
Where's the East Bay area in Minniehapolis, M?
i think it's next to target.
wow--someone other than michele read my blog!
whoop!
m
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