Ode to the M, T, W Receptionist

Hi Mary! [insert smiley here]

I don't know if someone told you,
but the pink message pad
is for P&H, not B&V.
The white pad is for B&V.

I noticed that you have not been using the white pad
at all
as there are no yellow carbon copies of yours.
Is something wrong?

Please write down a message
for Bob, and John
even if you put their callers
in voicemail--
on the white pad.
Not the pink. Not the pink.

Only leave a pink
(pink!)
note for Tom and Jackie
when there is a message to return a call,
but no voicemail.

Announce calls
Except!
Tom. Tom's callers
are confidential. Sensitive.

Jackie is unavailable
for Zach S.
Always.
Do not leave a pink note
for him.

I have moved the chocolates
for the candy dish
as I notice
my hiding place
is not so secret
after all.

Mitzi.